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Stairmaster

1-5 Minutes : I SO have this.

5-10 Minutes : Ok, not so fun anymore.

10-20 Minutes : MY GOD THIS IS TORTURE!

20-30 Minutes: LET ME OFF!!! WILL THIS WORKOUT NEVER END?!

1 Minute after getting off : That wasn’t so bad….

Moral : You will never regret a workout. The worst pain is the pain that is present.


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Arms

I started out thinking my stomach would be the most stubborn area but I think it’s gonna be my arms. Which sucks because my goal is to wear a halter and look cute in it. That and to walk a mile on my hands. But we’ll get to that later.


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Share

I thought it was customary to share a swim lane when all the others were full. I also thought it was appropriate to ask a member of the same sex as you. But the old lady looked at me like I had asked her to donate a kidney and very¬†reluctantly¬†said, “Ok…” as if she’d never heard of such a thing. Because you know, this tiny Olympic sized pool is only big enough for the 4 of us.


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Clothes

I’m convinced everyone looks horrible in workout clothes….except everyone but me.


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Smiles

Was in the cycle room alone until a teenage boy came in, got on a bike and smiled at himself in the mirror as he pedaled. I like to think he was smiling at his friend behind him in the mirror but I don’t think so.


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Pain

I thought foot cramps were horrible. Until I tried to get out of the pool without the steps and got a full on butt leg and thigh cramp. Holy Hell.


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Old Man

Oh no, old old old man, do you HAVE to wear a Speedo?


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Swimmer

I’m not much of a swimmer, but I do love being in the water. I think this qualifies me as a sort of half human half mermaid with a little bit of like, seahorse thrown in there. But mostly mermaid.


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Stairmaster

1-5 Minutes : I SO have this. 5-10 Minutes : Ok, not so fun anymore. 10-20 Minutes : MY...
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Arms

I started out thinking my stomach would be the most stubborn area but I think it’s...
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Share

I thought it was customary to share a swim lane when all the others were full. I also...
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Clothes

I’m convinced everyone looks horrible in workout clothes….except everyone but
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Smiles

Was in the cycle room alone until a teenage boy came in, got on a bike and smiled at...
article post

Pain

I thought foot cramps were horrible. Until I tried to get out of the pool without the...
article post

Old Man

Oh no, old old old man, do you HAVE to wear a Speedo?
article post

Swimmer

I’m not much of a swimmer, but I do love being in the water. I think this qualifies...
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